10 Things Cooler than DeflateGate

Stay Classy LeGarrette

Stay Classy LeGarrette

By John Adams

LeGarrette Blount could sucker punch another player from a team based in the Pacific Northwest  

Richard Sherman may go Rick Grimes and bite a female reporter instead of screaming at her during a post game interview

Jeremy Lane could require skin grafts after getting torched by Rob Gronkowski

Aaron Hernandez will watch the Super Bowl with the “Sisters Gang” from Shawshank

Richard Sherman will sip a nice juicy Adderall cocktail during warmups

Bill Belichick will finally show off his Gisele Bundchen tattoo

Belichick will implicate Brady regarding the circumstances around his Gisele tattoo

The Patriots could have played with deflated ping pong balls and beaten the Colts by 30

Ravens coach John Harbaugh will sing “Tears on my Pillow” during halftime with Katy Perry

LeGarrette Blunt – Smoking blunts, getting Le’Veon Bell busted and busting out for the Patriots

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